The weirdest Thing you can buy on Amazon.com

The weirdest Thing you can buy on Amazon.com

amazon is most popular online shop website. Some times, amazon also sold many thing if your mind is weird. So, read it slowly

1.Wolf Urine (Amazon.com)

This is  100% wolf pee.It use to deter unwanted creatures from your home.Supposedly it allows you to scare off unwanted critter by tricking into thinking that predators are lurking nearly  For hunters and outdoorsy type,the advertisment claim that it  can helps scare off unwanted rodents.The prices range from $ 8 to $ 20 per 16 oz depending on the quality.

 The Amazon reviewer said:

My Uncle Jared had been under the weather since his wife passed away.He also in a lot of debt and doing drugs.So one day he bought this Wolf lure,apparently covered his body in it and wnt into forest.We held his funeral last Thursday, but there was no body to place in casket so we just rememberred him the way he was and placed flowers by the forest where his mauled clothing and remnants of teeth and flesh lay in eternal slumber.The local news ran a report him and him well with his wife.

This product cannot be deliver to California due to state regulations about importing of animal pee.

2.Stop Eating Pop (Amazon.com)

The peppertmint and parsley has clearly essential for the dog who enjoys an occasional meal of poo and can eliminate bad breath.it is not be human

The product review:

“Stop Eating Poop contains Glutamic Acid to deter dogs from eating their own stool.Yucca helps control stool and urine odor.Peppermint and parsley help to eliminate bad breath

3.Tank (Amazon.com)

If you has overload purcahsed in shop, you can bring it.The tank has price $ 19,995.The tank carries a crew of up to five internally and one externally.It includes head or tail lights and a 400 watt  premium PA system

Review product on Amazon:

“I’ll admit it.Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunti g.Many times in the past I’ve purchase  overpriced ,so called”battle tanks”,then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by first blow off some unsyrgents home made mortar.But not this baby,no way.

4.UFO Detector (Amazon.com)

You believe alien???You hate alien?? This product is solution.With super advanced extra terrestrial detection technologyIt designed to sense these disturbance and will signal their presence by flashing an LED and beeping.This product has “magnometr interface with micro co0ntrollers” from detecting magnetic anomalies.you can buy it just $75.

5.Uranium (Amazon.com)

Wow ,Uranium. IT is very dangerous. Don’t worry, It sold for educational and scientifict only. If you buy for other plans and only to having own radioactive substance.So, you will became watch list on FBI.The price is $39.95.

6.Gay Attraction Body Mist (Amazon.com)

The product review:

Man to man was created after years of study to naturally help Gays Attract other Gay”. It is so not be good for human.

7.Deer Buts (Amazon.com)

This is a genuine deer rear.If you use it and combination with five items on the list ,you many evenings of entertainment.

8.Rosswell Soil Sample (Amazon.com)

You want improve about alien experience.You can buy soil from Roswell (the crash site of an alien some years ago). If you add water you may able to  grow your own Xenu.

9.Dr.Johns Famous Pee

If you has a problem about drug. And then, you has a drug test. Dr John pee is solution . This product worked with synthetic pee tests within normal ranges in standard urine tests.Avoid workplace  discrimination by carrying a bottle of Dr.John’d Pee with you at all times.

10.Liquid Ass Fart Spray (Amazon.com)

The product review:

“Liquid Ass is an overwhelming,stinky,funny prank product.Once unleashed,this powerpacked, superconcentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine,foul butcrack with hints of dead animal and fresh poo”.

I don’t agree with this product due not be good for human

11.Nicolas Cage Pilowcase (Amazon.com)

This is Perfect pillow , if you trapped in cage. This inanimate pillowcase won more Oscars than The Wicker Man. The price only $13,99

12.Obama Toilet Paper

This is only politics aside. It should be illegalThe price is $6.18.   

13. Synthetic Weed

It called “Marsmalow Root”. If you think, it make zero sense.This very cheap only $3.25.

14.Five Two dollars Bills

Yes, you can buy ten dollar with price $ 12.99. You will proud as owner of” five two dollars”.

15. Haribo Classic Sugar Free Gummy Bears

Review product on Amazon:

“What came out me of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffe straw”.

The rumor is that there is a special chapter in the Geneva Convention that details how illegal to feed to prisoners of war.you can buy it with bring $ 120.

16. 55 Gallons of Lube

55 galons is not really offensive, but is does raise a lot of valid questions. Mainly:what kind of life are you living where one gallons of lubrication is not enough?.

17.Coyote Urine

This product usefull to repel pesky animal. Become your very own fortress of solitude.You can buy with $ 10 and two cents

18.Pup-A-Razzi Silver Screen Starlet Dog Costume

This is clothe for animals, Aside from practice dressing up animals as people.